Please don't wear these!

Hard to believe this is a Martha Stewart craft. Hideous! I was sucked in to wearing gigantuan Christmas light earrings in the 90's, but I was an impressionable youth at the time.

I cannot get over the awfulness of this. Please do not wear these. Martha has them listed as stocking stuffer ideas. If I were you, I would hide my stocking.

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